Russell Wilson… A Freak on the Field, but Not in the Sheets
I Just Had Se-… Oh Wait…
Cue The Lonely Island’s “I Just Had Sex”… Or don’t…
Seattle Seahawks quarterback, Russell Wilson, a man of God, is not engaging in physical actions with now-girlfriend Ciara (still bitter, WHAT ABOUT ME, RUSSELL?!).
Anyone who knows anything about Russell Wilson knows how strong his faith is. So this news should not come as a shocker to anyone.
Ciara, just know that when Russell invites you over to “watch Netflix and chill,” that’s literally all he wants to do. So you stay at that other end of the couch.
So, I mean, enjoy the celibacy you two! I’ll be waiting Russ!