Apparently Squats + Skinny Jeans = Hospital

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Skinny Jeans and Squats Go Together Like #FitnessGoals and #InNOut.

Get it? They don’t.

Last month, a woman was hospitalized for wearing skinny jeans and squatting.

Yes, you read that right. A 35-year-old woman was hospitalized for four days after experiencing muscle damage, swelling and nerve blockage in her legs while wearing tight jeans and squatting for several hours, as she helped her friend move.

On one hand, how awesome is this chick for being willing to help her friend move. Moving sucks and I don’t blame my friends one bit for not wanting to help me pack up my home, so I could move up the coast (still on the West Coast Best Coast, don’t worry).

But on the other hand, WHO DOESN’T WEAR LEGGINGS! It’s a struggle enough as it is to get me to wear jeans in the first place (#LuluLemonSnob), let alone wear them to help someone pack up and move?! YEAH RIGHT! I’m not going to say she got what was coming for her, but…

Either way, skinny-jean-wearing-hospitalized-unnamed-woman, we hope you have a speedy recovery and wish you the best! Oh, and check out some yoga pants, you’ll wonder why you didn’t think of them in the first place!



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